I’ve got nothing today, so have some gratuitous gratuitious swordplay instead. I took fencing in college, and it’s amazing how closely this resembles some of my matches:
Oh, while we’re at it, there’s this insidious work of evil:
And finally, because it’s always fun to make fun of Star Trek:
plateral damage! hee, hee….
….despite objections from the laws of physics! hee, hee….