Okay, perhaps I’m not quite this jaded and sarcastic, but I have to admit this “Honest Trailers” take on The Hobbit: The Battle of Five Armies hits on many of the things I didn’t care for in Peter Jackson’s treatment of the book. I certainly agree with their alternate title: “The Bloating of the Five Pages”, except only to ask, “Could you narrow it down? Which bloated five pages are you referring to?”
And speaking of “How It Should Have Ended”, there’s…well….this “How It Should Have Ended”:
I’m guessing they were referring to the five pages the battle took in the book.
That was sarcasm on my part. I meant that they bloated so many spots in the book that surely that couldn’t be the only five pages to choose from.